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If for the rest of your life, you could only have wine and one other food item, while still staying healthy and fit, what would it be?

2

What kind of wine drinker are you?

	You feverishly swirl and sniff before you dare take a sip.
	You pay attention to points, but don't consider Robert Parker, viticulture’s second coming of Christ.
	Red, White, Pink, sparkling, who cares? As long as its over 15% alcohol, its a wine worth drinking.
	You think a wine preserver is blasphemy.. he who cant finish a bottle, shouldn't open one.

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Define yourself with one word:

4

Which movie line is something you wish you could stand in and say:

	“Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.” Walt Kowalski, Gran Torino
	“Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes
	“So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize , Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days"
	“I'll be right back, take your clothes off.” Wanda, A Fish Called Wanda

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Wine tastes best...

	First thing in the morning.
	When celebrating with friends.
	After a long day at the office.
	Cuddled up in paired with a plate full of cheese

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Which quote most aligns with your personality?

	“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.” Fran Lebowitz
	"I drink to make other people interesting." George Jean Nathan.
	“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” Ernest Hemingway
	“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” Frank Sinatra

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Your personality is most aligned with this famous wine aficionado:

	Maya Angelou, writer
	Thomas Jefferson, politician
	Julia Child, celebrity chef
	Oprah Winfrey, black Jesus

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What would you do if you had one day left to live?

	Base jump off the cliffs at Big Sur without a parachute
	Spend all of your money and max out all your credit cards on a 24 hour party with friends and family
	Curl up with a magnum of wine and your journal to write a letter to your loved ones about everything you've learned in life.
	Not sure, but it would definitely be illegal.

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If you could describe your ultimate glass of wine with just one word, it would be:

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Your ideal mate would be one of the following:

	Care free, lover of life. Each new day is a reason to celebrate. Happiness surrounds them.
	Environmentally conscious, hugger of trees and mammals. Writes daily face book quotes about Laws of Attraction and believes that the Universe has brought you two together.
	Passionate, sensual, could get you hot and bothered with a glance in your direction.
	A rennasaince man/woman. Never ceasing to amaze you with knowledge, refinement, and passion for arts, history, and the world.